a bad mama jamaTumblr (3.0; @alixmc)http://alixmc.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4fe31c125c1c34f980b2b46ef005bdd/tumblr_mn9gq7bjGb1rskga0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Discovered today that I am deathly creeped out by eels because those things are like sock puppets from hell how are they even real?</p>http://alixmc.com/post/51156848072http://alixmc.com/post/51156848072Thu, 23 May 2013 13:03:43 -0400eelgif<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/099a742677b1a13469c59c6125d86a5b/tumblr_mn7wbaMPyP1rskga0o1_r2_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>TODAY GOATS RAN TO ME IN A CLEARING BEHIND A CASTLE IN FRANCE. TRY TO TOP THAT, JERKS</p>http://alixmc.com/post/51092773190http://alixmc.com/post/51092773190Wed, 22 May 2013 16:45:00 -0400goats<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88e293f452f87fc15b8c19250c209915/tumblr_mmv22ug6fN1rrkyuco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liquidengineers.tumblr.com/post/50525359034/prince-from-henry-hargreaves-rider-photos-still">liquidengineers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Prince</p> <p><span>from Henry Hargreave’s rider photos/still lifes</span></p> <p><a href="http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/henry-hargreavess-photos-of-what-musicians-like-to-eat-and-drink-backstage"><a href="http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/henry-hargreavess-photos-of-what-musicians-like-to-eat-and-drink-backstage">http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/henry-hargreavess-photos-of-what-musicians-like-to-eat-and-drink-backstage</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://alixmc.com/post/51025278723http://alixmc.com/post/51025278723Tue, 21 May 2013 19:27:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70b46037e8efbaa73ea4b856cb2566d7/tumblr_mmjyrwiXZB1qchpszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alixmc.com/post/50954313646http://alixmc.com/post/50954313646Mon, 20 May 2013 21:36:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee1408a1fba4b2535a1de6fc2a4c2a8a/tumblr_mn258dqky81rskga0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My latest creepy story for World’s Best Ever, illustrated by Richard Colman: <a href="http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2013/05/19/the-quietness/">The Quietness</a>. </p>http://alixmc.com/post/50836712880http://alixmc.com/post/50836712880Sun, 19 May 2013 14:12:13 -0400richard colmanspookyamelia dyervictorian england<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42bfcf97682965ce03b7eb84e218f632/tumblr_mmwbpkCod11rskga0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I hate Omri.</p>http://alixmc.com/post/50578534241http://alixmc.com/post/50578534241Thu, 16 May 2013 10:46:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61f4189779142a4b5f6d8fe0bfd8e3eb/tumblr_mmukr4AViD1qchpszo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alixmc.com/post/50545640638http://alixmc.com/post/50545640638Wed, 15 May 2013 22:03:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6480f7abb7ee7839159962ebe8b490b4/tumblr_mmr7baBwTH1rskga0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1813a25730016f44b5cf158ecec2517/tumblr_mmr7baBwTH1rskga0o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>This baby goat has lost all control.</p>http://alixmc.com/post/50362814387http://alixmc.com/post/50362814387Mon, 13 May 2013 16:23:34 -0400piggifgoatcute<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90c5c23e0d733ecd0fad5e001040c949/tumblr_mmqn0lgCP31rskga0o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sassy swine is the best.</p>http://alixmc.com/post/50339243283http://alixmc.com/post/50339243283Mon, 13 May 2013 09:05:00 -0400bitch i'm fabulouspigcutefunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d209bb7c98cfc0f09550b53e1b8895b/tumblr_mmkaseOnux1rskga0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Presented without commentary.</p>http://alixmc.com/post/50062942321http://alixmc.com/post/50062942321Thu, 09 May 2013 22:55:26 -0400mariah careynick cannon<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03a9975d6c78f42a4cdb3f0f749944b4/tumblr_mmg7fyNsIr1rskga0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Worst. Park. Ever.</p>http://alixmc.com/post/49882273352http://alixmc.com/post/49882273352Tue, 07 May 2013 17:52:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7d8d3feba7a9ac402516270f24f3246/tumblr_mm6vtqRodB1qjzfl0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://annfriedman.com/post/49459697474/the-friday-night-pie-the-hairpin">annfriedman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thehairpin.com/2013/05/the-friday-night-pie">The Friday Night Pie - The Hairpin</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Way too accurate, except replace “It’s Complicated” with episode after episode of Discovery ID shows on Netflix.</p>http://alixmc.com/post/49825132850http://alixmc.com/post/49825132850Mon, 06 May 2013 22:26:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/150f0382f9ab054a77ef02259f7b0f2d/tumblr_mme1f6ygHX1rskga0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This week’s creepy story is based on a true tale told to me by one of my favorite buddies. <a href="http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2013/05/04/the-other-marfa-lights/">The Other Marfa Lights</a>. </p>http://alixmc.com/post/49785355072http://alixmc.com/post/49785355072Mon, 06 May 2013 13:47:30 -0400richard colmancreepy shitmarfa lightsworldsbestever<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4syrfAxIT1rx5xsoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://alixmc.com/post/49780146808http://alixmc.com/post/49780146808Mon, 06 May 2013 12:09:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dffa17443a2d68b0678f90a247e9632/tumblr_mmdv8rkDx11rskga0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a827438c4331905ceaa5c2b48a17ba29/tumblr_mmdv8rkDx11rskga0o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Pugs and I pretending to work in <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/buzzfeed-king-internet-19107001#.UYZva1Lu9i8.twitter">Nightline’s segment on BuzzFeed</a>. We finally made it! </p>http://alixmc.com/post/49778399450http://alixmc.com/post/49778399450Mon, 06 May 2013 11:34:03 -0400buzzfeedabcnightlineworkinggif<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbe47744415a51479ad6ec4ec7019e46/tumblr_mk6r7thiHD1qcapm0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alixmc.com/post/49741566495http://alixmc.com/post/49741566495Sun, 05 May 2013 22:10:32 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mQqzUJAH3sI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Jams. </p> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="watch-title yt-uix-expander-head" id="eow-title" title='Rudimental - "Baby" (Live in Session)'>Rudimental - “Baby” (Live in Session)</span></h1>http://alixmc.com/post/49689900156http://alixmc.com/post/49689900156Sun, 05 May 2013 11:13:00 -0400<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F89518552&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedesque.tumblr.com/post/49436821211/coco-o-where-the-wind-blows-by-interscope">thedesque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Coco O. - Where The Wind Blows by Interscope Records <a href="http://bit.ly/18unY84"><a href="http://bit.ly/18unY84">http://bit.ly/18unY84</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>BEST</p>http://alixmc.com/post/49443936814http://alixmc.com/post/49443936814Thu, 02 May 2013 12:38:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2cb1e223dcb895913418502b49cd443/tumblr_mm6d4xVG3t1rskga0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hello allergies.</p>http://alixmc.com/post/49437569478http://alixmc.com/post/49437569478Thu, 02 May 2013 10:19:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa568a1876c040ceaf7cbef6f4e0e830/tumblr_mm5j308ocs1rskga0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I can retire from the internet now, goodnight.</p>http://alixmc.com/post/49413806163http://alixmc.com/post/49413806163Wed, 01 May 2013 23:30:36 -0400lil bbasedgod